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Seasonal jokes
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 Short reindeer jokes | What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs | | The police officer's Christmas | Twas the night before Christmas
and throughout the substation,
Not a deputy stirred,
they were all on vacation.
The stockings were hung
on the wall with great care,
Next to some T-shirts
and old underwear.
I was work | | Twelve days fast food | Twelve days of fast food
On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Cla | | Hilarious Humor about the Irish | "And how's yer wife, Pat?"
"Sure, she do be awful sick."
"Is ut dangerous she is?"
"No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so mu | | What day is today? | Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I抣l bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.
At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened |
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