Pam Shriver
Pam Shriver = fiver (five-pound note)
Pam Shriver was a tennis player.
Paper hat
Paper hat = prat (idiot, stupid person)
Paraffin lamp
Paraffin lamp = tramp (hobo/bum)
Pat and Mick
Pat and Mick = sick
Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze = lazy
Patrick Swayze is an actor.
Paul Weller
Paul Weller = Stella (Stella Artois is a Belgian beer)
Paul Weller is a musician.
Peckham Rye
Peckham Rye = tie
Peggy Sue
Peggy Sue = clue
Pen and ink
Pen and ink = stink (also used as a verb)
'It pen an' inks in 'ere.'
Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz = booze (alcoholic drink)
Penelope Cruz is an actress.
Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz = booze (alcohol)
Penelope Cruz is an actress.
Percy Thrower
Percy Thrower = blower (telephone)
Percy Thrower was a gardener on British TV.
Pete Tong
Pete Tong = wrong
Things have gone Pete Tong.
Pete Tong is a famous DJ.
Peter Purvis
Peter Purvis = nervous
Peter Purvis was a British TV presenter.
Philharmonic
Philharmonic = gin and tonic
Piccolo and flute
Piccolo and flute = suit
Pick n' mix
Pick n' mix = sticks (countryside)
Plates of meat
Plates of meat = feet
Pocket watch
Pocket watch = Scotch (whisky)
Popeye the sailor
Popeye the sailor = tailor
Pork chop
Pork chop = cop (police officer)
Porkie Pies
Porkie pies = lies
If someone is telling porkies, they are lying.
This is often used in the plural.
Postman Pat
Postman Pat = fat
Postman Pat is a character in a British TV series for children.
