Nails and tacks
Nails and tacks = fax
Nanny goat
Nanny goat = coat
Ned Kelly
Ned Kelly = telly (television)
Ned Kelly was an Australian criminal.
Nelly Duff
Nelly Duff = puff (breath)
'Not on your Nelly' is used to mean 'Not on your life'.
Nelson Mandela
Nelson Mandela = Stella Artois, a popular Belgian beer, known as Stella.
It is normally called either 'Nelson' or 'Mandela', but the two words are rarely used together:
I'd like a pint of Mandela.
North and south
North and south = mouth
Nuremberg trials
Nuremberg trials = piles (haemorrhoids/hemorrhoids)
