Kangaroo
Kangaroo = screw (prison officer)
Often shortened to 'kanga'
Kangaroo pouch
Kangaroo pouch = couch (sofa, settee)
Kate Moss
Kate Moss = toss (I couldn't give a toss = I don't care)
Kate Moss is a model.
Keith Vaz
Keith Vaz = wazz (urinate)
'I need a Keith Vaz.'
Keith Vaz is a British politician.
Ken Dodds
Ken Dodds = odds (for gambling or betting)
Ken Dodd is an English comedian.
Kent and Dover
Kent and Dover = over (finished)
'It's all Kent and Dover between us.'
Kettle
Kettle = watch
(Originally, it was 'kettle and hob', which rhymed with 'fob watch' (a watch on a chain not on the wrist.)
Khyber Pass
Khyber Pass = arse or glass
Kilroy Silk
Kilroy Silk = milk
Kilroy Silk was a British politician and TV presenter.
Kitchen sink
Kitchen sink = drink (noun)
Kitchen sink
Kitchen sink = clink (prison)
Klaus Barbie
Klaus Barbie = barbie (barbecue)
Klaus Barbie was a war criminal in the Second World War.
KY Jelly
KY Jelly = telly (TV)
