Jabba the Hutt
Jabba the Hutt = shut
Jabba the Hutt is a character in Star Wars.
Jack the Ripper
Jack the Ripper = kipper (smoked herring)
Jack the Ripper was a nineteenth century murderer in London.
Jackanory
Jackanory = story
Jackanory was a TV programme for kids.
Jackson Pollocks
Jackson Pollocks bollocks
Jackson Pollocks was an artist.
Jaffa cake
Jaffa cake = mistake
Jah rule
Jah rule = school
Jah is the name for God in Rastafarianism.
Jam jar
Jam jar = car
Jan Leeming
Jan Leeming = steaming (drunk)
Jan Leeming is a British TV presenter.
Jane Fonda
Jane Fonda = wander (usually as a noun)
Jeff Beck
Jeff Beck = neck
Jeff Beck is a musician.
Jekyll and Hydes
Jekyll and Hydes = strides (trousers)
Often shortened to 'Jekylls'
Jellied eel
Jellied eel = deal
Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix = appendix
Jiminy Cricket
Jiminy Cricket = ticket
Jiminy Cricket was a character in Walt Disney's 'Pinocchio'.
Jimmy Connors
Jimmy Connors = honours (in the sense of buying a round of drinks in a pub)
'Do the Jimmy Connors and get the beers in.'
Jimmy Connors was a famous tennis player.
Jimmy Nail
Jimmy Nail = email
Jimmy Nail is a British actor.
Joanna
Joanna = piano
Joe Goss
Joe Goss = boss
Joe Goss was a boxer.
John Major
John Major = wager (bet, gamble)
John Major was a British prime minister.
Johnny Vaughan
Johnny Vaughan = yawn
Johnny Vaughan is a British TV presenter.
