Babe Ruth
Babe Ruth = truth
Baby giraffe
Baby giraffe = half (half a pint)
Bacardi Breezer
Bacardi Breezer = geezer (guy)
Bacardi Breezer = freezer
Bag of sand
Bag of sand = grand (1,000 pounds)
Bag of yeast
Bag of yeast = priest
Barnet fair
Barnet fair = hair
Bath tub
Bath tub = pub
Becks and Posh
Becks and Posh = dosh (money)
Becks is David Beckham and Posh is his wife.
Bees and honey
Bees and honey = money
Betty Grable
Betty Grable = table
Bill stickers
Bill stickers = knickers
Bird bath
Bird bath = laugh (Normally as a noun- 'you're having a bird bath'- it rhymes in Cockney as the pronounce 'th' as 'f'.)
Bird lime
Bird lime = time (in prison)
'He's doin' ten year's bird.'
Bo Peep
Bo Peep = sleep
Boat race
Boat race = face
Boracic lint
Boracic lint = skint (without any money)
Brass band
Brass band = hand
Brian Clough
Brian Clough = rough (meaning 'ugly')
Brian Clough was a famous football manager.
Bricks and mortar
Bricks and mortar = daughter
British rail
British rail = email
Brixton riot
Brixton riot = diet
Brixton is an area of London
Brown bread
Brown bread = dead
Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee = pee (urinate)
Bruce Lee was an actor in martial arts films.
Butcher's hook
Butcher's hook = look (used as a noun- 'Can I have a butcher's?')
