Cack
If something is cack, it is rubbish.
Caff
A caff is a cafe.
Caffiend
A caffiend is someone who is addicted to coffee. (caffiend = caffeine + fiend)
Cake
Cake is money.
Call
A good or bad call is a good or bad decision or choice.
Can't half
If you can't half do something, you do it very well indeed.
Cancer stick
A 'cancer stick' is a cigarette.
Cane
If you consume or use something excessively or greedily, you cane it.
Cap
If you cap someone, you kill them.
Car park
As a verb, to car park someone is to attack them violently, as many fights take places in car parks outside pubs.
Carder
A carder is a criminal who specialises in stolen credit card data.
Carousel fraud
When people import goods and move them from country to country to avoid paying tax, this is carousel fraud.
Catalogue man
A catalogue man is someone who is very unfashionable.
Celebutard
A celebutard is a particularly stupid celebrity. It comes from celebrity + debutante + retard.
Chat bubbles
People who are chatting bubbles are talking rubbish.
Chatlish
Chatlish is the style of writing used in chatrooms and messenger programs, with a lot of abbreviations, like LOL, ROTFL, and contractions of words, often with the vowels missing, little punctuation and few capital letters.
Chaw
To chaw is to steal. (used in the north east of England)
Cheatz
Cheatz are programs or files to help you cheat in a computer game.
Cheesy
If something is cheesy, it is bad quality or tasteless.
Chelsea tractor
A Chelsea tractor is an SUV (sport-utility vehicle)
Chenzed
If someone is drunk or tired, they are chenzed.
Chi town
Chi town is Chicago.
Chib
A chib is a knife or homemade weapon used in similar way.
Chick flick
A chick flick is a film that appeals predominantly to women.
Chicken
Chicken - coward or cowardly (noun & adjective)
Chickenhawk
A chickenhawk is a person who supports or encourages war but is too old to have to fight in it or take risks themselves.
Chimney wok
A chimney wok is a TV satellite dish.
Chip
If you chip, you leave a place.
Chipper
If someone is chipper, they are in a very good mood and pleased about something.
Chirpsing
Chirpsing is flirting.
Chocker
If something is chocker, or chockerblock, it's full.
Choked
If you're very disappointed, you're choked.
Chopper
A chopper is a helicopter.
Chuffed
If you're chuffed, you're very happy or pleased about something.
Chump change
Chump change is a very small and insignificant amount of money.
Clanger
If you drop a clanger, you make a silly, embarrassing mistake.
Claptrap
If something, especially an opinion or idea, is claptrap, it is nonsense or rubbish.
Claret
Claret means blood, especially when someone is bleeding after a fight.
Clean skin
A clean skin is someone who is not known to the police or authorities and, therefore, is unlikely to be detected when committing a criminal or terrorist act.
Clicktease
A link that suggests that a site offers something attractive or free while it offers something else is a clicktease.
Clip
If someone is clipped, they are murdered.
Clout
A clout is a shoplifter.
Coffin nail
A cigarette is a coffin nail.
Con
A con is a criminal. As a verb and noun, it can also mean fraud.
Confuzzled
If you're confuzzled, you're confused.
Cop
'Cop' is a slang term for the police (It can be used in the singular or plural):
'Slow down- there's a cop behind us.'
The cops arrested them.
Cop shop
A cop shop is a police station.
Copper
'Copper' is a slang term for the police (It can be used in the singular or plural):
The coppers took them away.
Cowboy up
If someone gets tough when things are difficult a deals with them, they cowboy up.
('Cowgirl up' can be used for women.)
Crackberry
A crackberry is a person addicted to their Blackberry device. (from crack + Blackberry)
Crackz
A crack is a program or a code used to get full access to software illegally. The plural is normally witten with -z rather than -s.
Crash
To crash is to go to bed or to sleep.
Creps
Creps are trainers (training shoes).
Crimble
Crimble is Christmas.
Crimbo
Crimbo is Christmas.
Croak
To croak is to die or to kill.
Crustie
A crustie is a traveller who has adopted an unwashed and scruffy appearance.
Cush
Cush is savings, money set aside, and is an abbreviation of 'cushion'.
Cushy
If something, like a job, is cushy, it is easy.
